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General Discussion / Guild recruitment video
« on: March 26, 2012, 12:32:28 PM »
Well, that's how I view it anyway..

(I don't know how to imbed videos :( )

« on: February 21, 2012, 10:59:53 AM »
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In the same forum near the top was a locked post called "1.8 or Bust" about warrior changes.

General Discussion / Useful links
« on: January 15, 2012, 05:05:29 PM »
Is there already a thread like this?

I'll toss in a few: [/u]

Neat map. Mouse over settings to view more stuff.

Tons of useful info about Rift

I use SimpleMeter, Target Casting Bar, and RareDar

Find all the rare mobs like a pro (me)

Confirmation that Axe and 2H PA training both raise the damage of the pvp 2H weapons for warriors

View loot tables for Raids. If this doesn't make you want to pve, then you probably shouldn't. It makes me want to pve.

Mats needed to make the augment to put valor on crafted items

And the other things I view are various forums on Rift's site, like Warrior, PvP & Warfronts, PTS, Dev Tracker, etc. threads. I'm also a youtube pvp video fan for warriors.

General Discussion / PTS
« on: January 13, 2012, 10:29:30 AM »
Someone replied to me how to lessen the download of this. Haven't tried it yet. My net sucks for downloading.

"Copy your entire rift folder, except the Rift.exe, and Riftlive.exe, and put the RiftAlpha.exe in that folder you copied everything too, and just let it run one night. It wont be like 10gb like it originally would have been.

When I say night, I dont mean like literally at night, just whenever you go to bed, like me at 6am. "

General Discussion / Guild Server Transfer
« on: January 13, 2012, 08:00:10 AM »
Tell us how you really feel.

Cleric / PVP HEALER 101
« on: January 09, 2012, 12:43:39 AM »
I posted this on the Rift Forums and thought it might serve a better purpose here:

I've never dps'd on my cleric. :S

If there's no bard, just a mage healer (on your team *derp*), and you're DPSing as a cleric, then you smell, and deserve to be yelled at.

Times when a cleric should dps: 1. When your team already has 2-3 healers. 2. When you're in Port Scion derping for the bridge. 3. In PvE.

Times people QQ about healing when they need to be vocal about it instead just of switching to DPS:
They're getting focused by a rogue. They're getting focused.

Things to avoid when healing (to save you from nerd-raging):
You're LoS of anyone that can help you.
ie. On top of the rock in Codex, backpedaling away from your Warriors (Me) down below that could easily riftwalk up to help you, or purge off of you, or summon the culprit down for a sword to the face. Or better yet, jump down, sissy. Countless times I see healers hiding under the rock living longer than people trying to LoS above it, where they get CC'd alone.
ie2. Chasing the rogue to heal. They don't need heals. When they stealth and jump across the map, you're standing there alone for their rogues. GJ! Heal the warriors, you &%#!@$#^!
ie3. Soloing.
ie4. Standing still. You have the most instant cast heals. cc, dps. You are OP! Move! Don't be standing their typing in raid chat while you're getting smacked on, then die with 80% mana. FAIL!

Lastly: Switch roles several times in a match. Be sneaky! Everyone should be prepared to do this, not just healers. If you're healing, wear valor gear for poop's sake!

Warrior / Warrios
« on: January 01, 2012, 06:32:49 PM »
i fynd dat da onry ting macking worrious fun rite now is panar adunement grindting

wot aboot u gays?

sorri 4 my inglish

General Discussion / First
« on: January 01, 2012, 06:14:06 PM »

The rest of the year is mine. Called it.

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